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Disclaimer: Pole Follies employs a number of sarcastic and/or fictional terms and nicknames in its weekly reports. No insults are intended to drivers or fans; this is a parody and meant to be fun. Pole Follies reflects only the biases and attitudes of its author and is not meant to be mistaken for any official news source, even if it does have much better grammar and sentence structure.

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18 April 2015 @ 01:43 pm
Pole Follies: Bristol  
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I am: accomplishedaccomplished
listening to: Alice Cooper - Poison
 
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11 April 2015 @ 05:12 pm
Pole Follies: Texas  
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I am: sleepysleepy
listening to: Imagine Dragons - I'm So Sorry
 
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28 March 2015 @ 07:58 pm
Pole Follies: Martinsville  
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I am: accomplishedaccomplished
listening to: Nightwish - Shudder Before the Beautiful
 
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07 March 2015 @ 02:30 pm
Pole Follies: Vegas  
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I am: awakeawake
listening to: Shinedown - Devour
 
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28 February 2015 @ 02:51 pm
Pole Follies: Atlanta  
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I am: accomplishedaccomplished
listening to: Xfinity Atlanta
 
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20 February 2015 @ 06:39 pm
Pole Follies: Daytona  
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listening to: Dokken - Alone Again [Live]
 
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14 February 2015 @ 03:11 pm
Pole Follies: Shootout  
Okay, race fans, it's a new season, and your Intrepid Pole Follies Reporter is going to attempt to get her shit together.

Which means I'll probably be struck by a meteor tomorrow, but hey, it's a life.

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I am: accomplishedaccomplished
listening to: Nickelback - Never Again
 
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15 November 2014 @ 11:13 pm
Pole Follies: Homestead  
Sorry for the extended hiatus, guys. Working Saturdays and this new qualifying scheme just don't go well together.

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I am: accomplishedta-da!
listening to: I Napoleon - Sweet Cyanide
 
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31 August 2013 @ 11:12 am
Pole Follies: Atlanta  
Okay, okay, so I've been having some issues. Sosumi.

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I am: accomplishedaccomplished
listening to: Pirates of the Mississippi - The Storm
 
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27 July 2013 @ 10:42 pm
Pole Follies: Indy  
So, the house is firmly planted again, and I'm actually living in it, with utilities and cats and everything, and most of my shit is actually in the house if not unpacked, so I figured, hey, why not restart Pole Follies this week?

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I am: accomplishedaccomplished
listening to: Crystal Gayle - Baby What About You
 
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09 March 2013 @ 07:18 pm
Pole Follies: Vegas  
A brief administrative note: This week I found out that I have to move my house before May 31. Which means not only normal moving stuff, but finding a place to park said house and arranging for movement of said house. So if things get really hectic, Pole Follies may skip a week or two. And I'll end up with about as much hair as Josh Wise.

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I am: accomplishedaccomplished
listening to: Trapt - Headstrong
 
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02 March 2013 @ 07:56 pm
Pole Follies: Phoenix  
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I am: workingworking, supposedly
listening to: Golden Earring - Twilight Zone
 
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23 February 2013 @ 03:45 pm
Pole Follies: Daytona  
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I am: sillysilly
listening to: Pirates of the Mississippi - The Storm
 
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18 February 2013 @ 11:40 pm
Pole Follies: The Twins  
And now, after a long break, Pole Follies returns!

We would have returned for the Shootout, but as usual, Brian France and his minions had their collective head up their ass. Send them the hate mail.

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I am: accomplishedaccomplished
listening to: Hawaii 5-0
 
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18 March 2012 @ 07:47 am
Pole Follies: Bristol  
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I am: accomplishedaccomplished
 
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11 March 2012 @ 03:18 am
Pole Follies: Vegas  
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I am: awakeawake
listening to: Kenny Rogers - Scarlet Fever
 
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03 March 2012 @ 09:42 pm
Pole Follies: Phoenix  
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I am: accomplishedaccomplished
listening to: Star Trek Enterprise: "Detained"
 
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25 February 2012 @ 05:11 pm
Pole Follies: Daytona  
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I am: awakeawake
listening to: The Vampire Diaries
 
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18 February 2012 @ 09:04 am
Pole Follies: Shootout  
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listening to: Cold Case
 
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19 November 2011 @ 05:58 pm
Pole Follies: Homestead  
Sorry about the last few weeks, guys. Things got a little crazy. I'll try to make it up to you with a year-end Follies.

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listening to: NW Race
 
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23 October 2011 @ 12:31 am
Pole Follies: Talladega  
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I am: awakeawake
listening to: The House Next Door
 
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08 October 2011 @ 02:14 pm
Pole Follies: Kansas  
Okay, fair warning: Depending on qualifying, travel time, and my mood in general, there is a moderate-to-good chance there will be no Follies next week (unless I can find a Substitute Intrepid Reporter). I seem to have signed up to go to Georgia for a Warrant concert (YAY) with pmgoose (yay) and tenel (wtf have I just done?). Wish me luck, and if I can call you for bail money, lemme know. Now where did I put my portable medical history?

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listening to: FireHouse - Reach For The Sky
 
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02 October 2011 @ 08:13 am
Pole Follies: Dover  
Sorry about the skipped weeks. I was recovering from Richmond, and then last week got stuck at my mother's.

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I am: lazylazy
listening to: Law & Order
 
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09 September 2011 @ 09:07 pm
Pole Follies: Richmond  
Your intrepid Pole Follies reporter and the ever-insane maveness will be completing our pilgrimage to the short tracks at Richmond. Wish us luck.

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I am: accomplishedaccomplished
listening to: NW race
 
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27 August 2011 @ 04:24 pm
Pole Follies: Bristol  
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I am: accomplishedaccomplished
listening to: Rubicon Cross - Next Worst Enemy
 
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20 August 2011 @ 08:41 am
Pole Follies: Michigan  
Apologies for the lack of Follies last week. I was blindsided by some bad news.

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I am: accomplishedaccomplished
listening to: Warrant - Dusty's Revenge
 
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31 July 2011 @ 02:06 am
Pole Follies: Indy  
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I am: awakeawake
listening to: Jesse Stone: Night Passage
 
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09 July 2011 @ 01:11 pm
Pole Follies: Kentucky  
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listening to: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
 
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02 July 2011 @ 01:31 pm
Pole Follies: Daytona  
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I am: awakeawake
listening to: Necessary Roughness - Pilot
 
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25 June 2011 @ 04:54 pm
Pole Follies: Sears Point  
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I am: accomplished
listening to: The Muppets - Shiver My Timbers
 
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18 June 2011 @ 11:52 pm
Pole Follies: Michigan  
You know, I think I've figured out the reason Pole Follies have been so troublesome this year. It's the lack of Ellyut. We must bring him back to Cup immediately.

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I am: amusedamused
listening to: Supernatural: Born Under A Bad Sign
 
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05 June 2011 @ 10:23 am
Pole Follies: Kansas  
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I am: awakeawake. maybe.
listening to: Criminal Minds
 
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28 May 2011 @ 03:47 pm
Pole Follies: Charlotte  
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I am: accomplishedaccomplished
listening to: NW Charlotte
 
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15 May 2011 @ 04:37 am
Pole Follies: Dover  
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I am: awakeawake
listening to: Homicide: Life on the Streets
 
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30 April 2011 @ 06:58 pm
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Sorry, gang. Just got home. No chance to write Pole Follies this week.

Although if the Nationwide race is any indication, it's going to be a wreckfest.

Happy racing!
 
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17 April 2011 @ 02:44 am
Pole Follies: Dega  
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I am: sleepysleepy
 
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08 April 2011 @ 10:38 pm
Pole Follies: Texas  
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I am: chipperchipper
listening to: NW Texas
 
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02 April 2011 @ 10:35 pm
Pole Follies: Martinsville  
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I am: awakeawake
listening to: CSI: "Fur and Loathing"
 
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26 March 2011 @ 07:15 pm
Pole Follies: California  
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I am: amusedamused
listening to: NW California
 
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