Pole Follies

Disclaimer: Pole Follies employs a number of sarcastic and/or fictional terms and nicknames in its weekly reports. No insults are intended to drivers or fans; this is a parody and meant to be fun. Pole Follies reflects only the biases and attitudes of its author and is not meant to be mistaken for any official news source, even if it does have much better grammar and sentence structure.

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Okay, race fans, it's a new season, and your Intrepid Pole Follies Reporter is going to attempt to get her shit together.

Which means I'll probably be struck by a meteor tomorrow, but hey, it's a life.

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Sorry for the extended hiatus, guys. Working Saturdays and this new qualifying scheme just don't go well together.

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Okay, okay, so I've been having some issues. Sosumi.

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